I am nothing but a second-rate trying hard copycat and I know that! I will also be denying myself a lot of blog entries to write should I pursue this. Pero dahil feel kong maging sunod-sunuran kay Daddy Fox, gagawa rin ako ng blog kagaya ng kanya.
So, without much further delay, here are the 50 facts you should know about me.
50. Sunsets bring out the sentimental in me. Lalo na when my surroundings are moist after a brief drizzle. Then you would see the sun peeking between the parting clouds, one could almost catch me teary eyed.
49. I am a cat person. You would hear me say "Meow" when I come across a cat in the street. Parang tanga lang diba?
48. My room is so tidy, people often mistake my room as my sister's. Ang gulo kasi sa kanya samantalang well ordered naman sakin. Hindi rin ako makakatulog ng magulo ang bed sheet. Baabaa could attest to that.
47. I've gone to dance clubs since junior college. Unang napuntahan ko was Phenomena in Timog Avenue.
46. I only got circumcised before I became a sophomore. Nung first year high school ako, successful ang pagtatago ko sa mga kaklase. I revealed the truth (pinakita ko pa yata etits ko sa mga katropa ko) on the last day of the school year.
45. Two weeks rin naghilom yung sugat ko. Kasi naman, on the third day pa lang after matuli. Nagtetebats na ako.
44. Speaking of tebats. I couldn't last 2 days without doing it. I masturbate around 10 times in a week. Kaya naman never akong nagkaroon ng nocturnal emission.
43. Hirap akong mag-adjust kapag may mga lakad na hindi natutuloy. That's why I always keep back-up plans.
42. Mami Athena told me that my leadership style could be compared to Mahatma Gandhi. Passive Resistance.
41. Hate to admit it but I panic easily. That's why in any leadership hierarchy, I work best as second in command.
40. I've been raised playing strategy games. I can be an excellent planner as long as you won't put me in the front line.
39. I was never encouraged to play toy guns when I was a kid. Instead, mom would buy me lots of die-cast toy cars. Until now these matchbox cars are still with me.
38. Isa sa mga una kong naging kaibigan nung bata ay bading. His name is Edwin and kids in our neighborhood used to call him Strawberry.
37. When I was in Grade Six, I was able to assemble a rock garden outside the house. It was thriving with moss and ferns.
36. Earned some coins taking trash from the neighbors' house. In short naging basurero ako nung bata at hindi yun alam sa bahay namin!
35. Nalaman ko lang na marunong akong magsulat nung 4th year high school na ako. Hinahanap ko pa rin yung mga composition pieces ko nung elementary.
34. Nag put-up rin ako ng sari-sari store nung nasa elementary ako. In fairness, kumita!
33. Second year college pa lang ako, marunong na akong mag-drive. Until now, wala pa rin akong driver's license.
32. I had three relationships before Baabaa. A girl and two guys. Friend ko na si babae at out ako sa kanya.
31. Nung first man-to-man relationship ko, I was 20, the guy was 27. I was the obedient boy, but also the one running the relationship.
30. Naranasan ko makipag-break up ng February 14. Ako na ang iniwan, masaya pa ako sa lagay na yun.
29. I always sleep naked. Madali tuloy ma-rape.
28. May soft spot ako sa mga malalaking puno.
27. Nail biting has always been a problem. I've given up on recovery.
26. I never had any handkerchief nor thought of buying one - ever.
25. Mas mukha akong matanda nung 23 years old ako.
24. Things that were written here are preview of my next entries. Magiging wholesome rin ako sa mga facts with respect to my partner.
23. Sobrang dali ko maging homesick, pero nung bata ako, kung saan saan ako nakakarating - minsan one week pa kung mawala ako sa bahay.
22. I see myself as very romantic. But I try to keep my actions subtle and seamless.
21. I allude things to science fiction when I'm emo.
20. I was active in politics when I was in college. Kung meron man na member ng Student's Democratic Party na nakakabasa nito, I was your Secretary General before.
19. But never brought politics inside the classroom. Masyadong mataas ang tingin ko sa Journalism na talagang naging neutral ako pagdating sa affairs ng class - even when I was their class president.
18. Bi-Pexers Unite was the first non-straight group na sinalihan ko. Nag-out ako sa sarili ko sa Pinoyexchange.com.
17. My first ever car was Isuzu Gemini. What I asked my dad though was Toyota Corolla. Sa disappointment, binigay ko sa ermats ko yung kotse.
16. Isa ako sa mga mapapalad na bata na natuto maglaro ng langit lupa, bumtiyaya, text, taguan, patintero, chinese garter at shake shake shampoo. Kawawa ang mga bata ngayon.
15. I'm quite good in gayspeak. In fact, I correspond with my fag-hag superior officer using that language whenever I fuck up at work.
14. My mom can't walk. Part of the reason I work out is because of her.
13. First most expensive thing I bought with my salary - Wheelchair.
12. I find New Age and Esoteric stuff really fascinating. Mas mag-eenjoy akong makinig sa nagkukuwento tungkol sa ghosts, UFOs, angels, telepathy etc kesa sa predictions ng isang tao sa magiging winner ng American Idol.
11. I used to share an apartment with a girl and a boy and my parents didn't know about this until trouble began rocking our family business.
10. The most important object in my bag is my rosary.
9. And it's hard for me to attend the mass. I'd rather go to chuch when there are few people in.
8. Especially now that I'm considered a heretic. Pro RH bill ako. In fact, each parent should be allowed only a maximum of 2 kids para sa akin.
7. Mahirap maging wholesome kung pinalaki kang sexually liberated. Pero wait, despite my exposure, I still consider my principles conservative.
6. We were owners of a smut tabloid. At 19, nakakahawak ako ng boobs ng starlet.
5. I consider myself very elitist but at the same time, I have no qualms being seen with the masses.
4. Ilang beses na akong nakagat ng aso at hindi ko sinabi yun kahit kanino. Hindi rin ako nagpa-injection ng anti-rabies.
3. Na-devirginize ako noong 20 years old ako. Sa prostitute. It was so traumatic, within weeks, ni-question ko kaagad yung sexuality ko.
2. I keep the cards and letters given to me. Tuloy namimiss ko yung time na nag-eeffort talaga ang mga tao na sumulat sa mga kaibigan at minamahal nila.
50. Sunsets bring out the sentimental in me. Lalo na when my surroundings are moist after a brief drizzle. Then you would see the sun peeking between the parting clouds, one could almost catch me teary eyed.
49. I am a cat person. You would hear me say "Meow" when I come across a cat in the street. Parang tanga lang diba?
48. My room is so tidy, people often mistake my room as my sister's. Ang gulo kasi sa kanya samantalang well ordered naman sakin. Hindi rin ako makakatulog ng magulo ang bed sheet. Baabaa could attest to that.
47. I've gone to dance clubs since junior college. Unang napuntahan ko was Phenomena in Timog Avenue.
46. I only got circumcised before I became a sophomore. Nung first year high school ako, successful ang pagtatago ko sa mga kaklase. I revealed the truth (pinakita ko pa yata etits ko sa mga katropa ko) on the last day of the school year.
45. Two weeks rin naghilom yung sugat ko. Kasi naman, on the third day pa lang after matuli. Nagtetebats na ako.
44. Speaking of tebats. I couldn't last 2 days without doing it. I masturbate around 10 times in a week. Kaya naman never akong nagkaroon ng nocturnal emission.
43. Hirap akong mag-adjust kapag may mga lakad na hindi natutuloy. That's why I always keep back-up plans.
42. Mami Athena told me that my leadership style could be compared to Mahatma Gandhi. Passive Resistance.
41. Hate to admit it but I panic easily. That's why in any leadership hierarchy, I work best as second in command.
40. I've been raised playing strategy games. I can be an excellent planner as long as you won't put me in the front line.
39. I was never encouraged to play toy guns when I was a kid. Instead, mom would buy me lots of die-cast toy cars. Until now these matchbox cars are still with me.
38. Isa sa mga una kong naging kaibigan nung bata ay bading. His name is Edwin and kids in our neighborhood used to call him Strawberry.
37. When I was in Grade Six, I was able to assemble a rock garden outside the house. It was thriving with moss and ferns.
36. Earned some coins taking trash from the neighbors' house. In short naging basurero ako nung bata at hindi yun alam sa bahay namin!
35. Nalaman ko lang na marunong akong magsulat nung 4th year high school na ako. Hinahanap ko pa rin yung mga composition pieces ko nung elementary.
34. Nag put-up rin ako ng sari-sari store nung nasa elementary ako. In fairness, kumita!
33. Second year college pa lang ako, marunong na akong mag-drive. Until now, wala pa rin akong driver's license.
32. I had three relationships before Baabaa. A girl and two guys. Friend ko na si babae at out ako sa kanya.
31. Nung first man-to-man relationship ko, I was 20, the guy was 27. I was the obedient boy, but also the one running the relationship.
30. Naranasan ko makipag-break up ng February 14. Ako na ang iniwan, masaya pa ako sa lagay na yun.
29. I always sleep naked. Madali tuloy ma-rape.
28. May soft spot ako sa mga malalaking puno.
27. Nail biting has always been a problem. I've given up on recovery.
26. I never had any handkerchief nor thought of buying one - ever.
25. Mas mukha akong matanda nung 23 years old ako.
24. Things that were written here are preview of my next entries. Magiging wholesome rin ako sa mga facts with respect to my partner.
23. Sobrang dali ko maging homesick, pero nung bata ako, kung saan saan ako nakakarating - minsan one week pa kung mawala ako sa bahay.
22. I see myself as very romantic. But I try to keep my actions subtle and seamless.
21. I allude things to science fiction when I'm emo.
20. I was active in politics when I was in college. Kung meron man na member ng Student's Democratic Party na nakakabasa nito, I was your Secretary General before.
19. But never brought politics inside the classroom. Masyadong mataas ang tingin ko sa Journalism na talagang naging neutral ako pagdating sa affairs ng class - even when I was their class president.
18. Bi-Pexers Unite was the first non-straight group na sinalihan ko. Nag-out ako sa sarili ko sa Pinoyexchange.com.
17. My first ever car was Isuzu Gemini. What I asked my dad though was Toyota Corolla. Sa disappointment, binigay ko sa ermats ko yung kotse.
16. Isa ako sa mga mapapalad na bata na natuto maglaro ng langit lupa, bumtiyaya, text, taguan, patintero, chinese garter at shake shake shampoo. Kawawa ang mga bata ngayon.
15. I'm quite good in gayspeak. In fact, I correspond with my fag-hag superior officer using that language whenever I fuck up at work.
14. My mom can't walk. Part of the reason I work out is because of her.
13. First most expensive thing I bought with my salary - Wheelchair.
12. I find New Age and Esoteric stuff really fascinating. Mas mag-eenjoy akong makinig sa nagkukuwento tungkol sa ghosts, UFOs, angels, telepathy etc kesa sa predictions ng isang tao sa magiging winner ng American Idol.
11. I used to share an apartment with a girl and a boy and my parents didn't know about this until trouble began rocking our family business.
10. The most important object in my bag is my rosary.
9. And it's hard for me to attend the mass. I'd rather go to chuch when there are few people in.
8. Especially now that I'm considered a heretic. Pro RH bill ako. In fact, each parent should be allowed only a maximum of 2 kids para sa akin.
7. Mahirap maging wholesome kung pinalaki kang sexually liberated. Pero wait, despite my exposure, I still consider my principles conservative.
6. We were owners of a smut tabloid. At 19, nakakahawak ako ng boobs ng starlet.
5. I consider myself very elitist but at the same time, I have no qualms being seen with the masses.
4. Ilang beses na akong nakagat ng aso at hindi ko sinabi yun kahit kanino. Hindi rin ako nagpa-injection ng anti-rabies.
3. Na-devirginize ako noong 20 years old ako. Sa prostitute. It was so traumatic, within weeks, ni-question ko kaagad yung sexuality ko.
2. I keep the cards and letters given to me. Tuloy namimiss ko yung time na nag-eeffort talaga ang mga tao na sumulat sa mga kaibigan at minamahal nila.
1. I'm afraid of the time I will stop writing.