I was checking my Gmail account when I came across an e-mail from the Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf.
And you know what my first reaction was? "Shit, did CBTL came across my blog? Is that why they are offering me free coffee?"
You see, I use that Gmail address for online correspondence. I also do business with Bentusi using that account. While Nuffnang sometimes seed my inbox with their lame promotions, seldom do they offer freebies. To make sure the invitation came from someone else, I tried to look at the sender field.
What I found had put a big, big smile on my face.
I won't deny that I have this HD to become a social blogger. Yes, the ones who write glittery reviews of restaurants or creating a buzz on the Internet to endorse a certain product. I want to put my writing and SEO skills to good use - to the benefit of local entrepreneurs. Since the Souljacker generates quite a traffic I thought CBTL was subtly requesting me to spread their marketing campaign.
Who am I to put down their favor. After all, I don't recall a time staying in their coffee shop and sipping a warm cup of coffee.
This might be a good experience.
So I went to the Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf website to claim my free drink. There was the mandatory registration, of course. And you must also let them dig into your Google contacts for their system to send invites to your "friends."
"I will include you, you and you," I was telling myself while checking the box to pick among my contacts the ones to forward the offer.
"No you're just a fake account, erase. erase."
While in the process of selection, I figured how the announcement got into my email. Someone was exactly doing the same thing before he realized (if ever) how CBTL mines his online account for information.
"You dirty bastard! Anyway I got a freebie so who cares."
And with that, I gave away my closest friends' and colleagues' email addresses. They say I could claim my espresso at SM Megamall branch only.
No exceptions.
I can live through the thought that I was hoodwinked by CBTL's promotion. The data mining procedure already defies the goal of creating good impressions. Besides, a free coffee at a certain branch? Isn't it too inconvenient for its customers?
But you know what rubbed salt into the wound?
A few minutes after sending my registration, another e-mail came. This time, it was a confirmation that I have truly sold my soul and allowed Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf to use me as a springboard to reach out to more people. Included in the email are instructions on how to claim the prize:
1. Only one couple will be allowed per person.4. Redemption period is from December 1 - December 31.5. Please print out this e-mail and present your valid ID. Print-outs without the following fields will not be accepted: from, to, date, subject, name, store and code.
Swear! I was short of saying, "at namigay ka pa sa lagay na yan!" after reading the last item. At a time when using paper is being frowned for environment reasons, the nerve of the one who came up with this idea to require patrons for print-outs. If he had only used his brain to think - digitally - he could have sent the authentication through SMS to make the process easier.
Conventional wisdom say that when you wish to give something for free, and generate goodwill, you don't put the receiver at a disadvantage.
And so I tell you, I won't get caught going to Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf with the e-mail printout. I won't fall in line along with paying customers and show my ID to claim their giveaway. To hell with their coffee. I'm not too atat to taste it anyway.
Besides, I could afford a Venti at Starbucks anytime my cravings demand.